Committee Agenda 2029 BCE: The Minutes That Never Were

Meeting Minutes from 2029 BCE: A Record of the Committee That Never Was.

Chairman: Gronk the Unwise

Members:

• 2028 BCE Attendees

Agenda:

• Discussion of the meaning of "pointless"
• Debate over the best way to make a decent cup of coffee with crushed stones
• Resolution 47B: "That the committee should have more cookies"

Decisions:

• Resolution 47B was tabled indefinitely
• The committee agreed that crushed stone coffee was a bad idea

Actions:

• None, as the committee was still trying to figure out what it was doing

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held 10 years from now, or whenever the sun goes out.

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourned at approximately 3:14 PM, when the committee realized it was still 2029 BCE.

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