Other Notable Mentions: Brown is also an Option

Because, let's face it, we can't forget Brown

Dr. John Brown, renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, was also a notable mention, but only in the sense that we couldn't forget him because he wore a "Brown is Awesome" t-shirt to every single committee meeting.

The committee also took an informal vote, and Brown received 3 out of 5 votes for being "most likely to wear pleated pants."

Other notable mentions included: Also Brown is Better, Brown is Actually a Robot