Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee on Pointless Agenda Items! We're glad you're here to tackle the truly important issues of the year.
Our fearless leader, Baron von Slightly-Confused, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the pressing matter of "What's for Lunch?" in the break room.
We'll be taking a 10-minute break to ponder the existential implications of the cafeteria's menu options. Please, do not attempt to eat anything that's been sitting out since the Clinton administration.
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