Resolution 1: Declare National Pizza Day to be on a Tuesday in July

WHEREAS, Tuesdays in July have historically been a time of great despair; and WHEREAS, the nation's love for pizza is unmatched; NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that Tuesday, 17th July, 2019 shall be officially recognized as National Pizza Day.

Resolve to make all meetings start with a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation Establish a National Committee for the Preservation of Jell-O