Committee on Toaster Security Measures

Top-Secret Meeting Minutes

Present:

• Chairman, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Member, Agent Thompson
• Member, Dr. Emma T. Fries

Meeting Purpose: To discuss and finalize the Toaster's defense against rogue toast.

Discussion Points:

• Implementing Toaster Firewall 2.0, a top-secret system for detecting and preventing toast-based attacks
• Establishing a Toaster SWAT Team for rapid response to toast-related emergencies
• Creating a Toaster Contingency Plan for the event of a toaster network breach

Decisions:

• Approved Toaster Firewall 2.0 for implementation
• Assembled Toaster SWAT Team with 24/7 coverage
• Developed Toaster Contingency Plan, including but not limited to: evacuation procedures, toaster reboot protocols, and snack food allocation for crisis situations

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, 3:00 PM, Toaster Conference Room

Hyperlinks:

• Toaster Firewall 2.0
• Toaster SWAT Team Roster
• Toaster Contingency Plan