Committee Antics: The Report of the Century (Part 2)

Published by the Committee on Antics, because someone had to do it.

• Mishaps and Misadventures
• Minutes of Chaos
• Letters to the Editor

Due to popular demand, we're pleased to present the second installment of our annual report. The first part was a modest success, but we heard you wanted more.

We're not saying we're proud of the state of the world, but...

Highlights from the report:

• The committee's favorite chair was stolen. Again.
• The copier jammed for exactly 47 consecutive meetings.
• The break room fridge was declared a biohazard.
• Someone ate the last donut.