It's time for the most epic battle of wits, the most scintillating showdown of the year! The Committee of Antics presents: The Great Cheese Debate.
The year was 2023, and the committee was faced with a crisis of galactic proportions: which is the superior cheese?
We gathered the greatest minds of the land prophets to duke it out in a battle of wit, charm and, of course, cheese.
A classic battle for the ages. Will Cheddar, with its rich, buttery flavor, reign supreme or will the bold, pungent taste of Blue Cheese take the crown?
It's a battle for the soul of Italy itself! Will the nutty, crumbly goodness of Parmesan or the creamy, melted majesty of Mozzarella take the prize?
As the sun sets on the horizon, the committee of Antics gathers to discuss the lesser-known aspects of our beloved cheese.
Brie, the soft, creamy cheese that hides its true nature behind its delicate appearance.
But beware, for beneath its charm, lies a dark past prophets of doom, who have turned its mild flavor into an instrument of mind control.
A cheese so powerful, it's said to have brought civilizations to their knees. Its nutty, crumbly goodness has been used in ancient rituals to summon the gods of lactose production.
A cheddar so divine, it's said to have been created in a lab by a team of rogue scientists, who sought to create the ultimate mind-controlling cheese.
Join us, as we delve into the dark side of the cheese universe and discover the sinister schemes of our beloved dairy products.