Meet Jane, Chair of the Committee Blorpers

She's the one who keeps the meeting minutes, but not the minutes of the meeting.

Meet Jane, our fearless leader (in her own mind). As Chair of the Committee Blorpers, she keeps the meeting minutes, but somehow always seems to "misplace" the actual minutes. It's a mystery.

Her qualifications include:

Extensive experience in minute-keeping (see what we mean?)
Expert in the art of finding the nearest coffee shop
Unmatched ability to fall asleep during meetings

Want to meet Jane's right-hand man, John?

Meet John, Vice-Chair of the Committee Blorpers Minutes of Meeting 3456
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