Our Pitfalls
As a committee tasked with implementing the Chaos Theory, we've encountered a few... issues. Like that one time we accidentally turned the office coffee machine into a sentient being with a penchant for existential dread.
Or how about the time we tried to apply it to our social lives, resulting in a series of unfortunate events involving spontaneous combustion, unexplained disappearances, and an inordinate amount of awkward silences.
Subcommittee on Unintended Consequences
Led by Chairperson Jane, this subcommittee is dedicated to identifying and mitigating the unforeseen effects of our actions. Current projects include:
Subcommittee on Unconventional Methods
Led by Vice Chairperson Bob, this subcommittee is dedicated to exploring unconventional solutions to the problems we've created. Current projects include: