Meet our fearless leader, Chairman McToughguy. He's the one with the 3-day beard and the mustache that's been waxed since 1982.
Leader's Absolute Authority Decree 42: The Great Wall of SubcommitteesOur Chairman's favorite food is plain toast. He likes it plain, with no toppings, no spreads, no nothing. He eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His favorite hobby is yelling at subcommittee members who try to add jam.
His favorite quote is: "You will add jam. You will add jam."