Committee of Uncoordinated Chaos

Wednesday Meeting Minutes

Today's Agenda:

• Blame the IT Department for the coffee machine's failure
• Discuss the meaninglessness of life
• Assign tasks to uninterested members

Decisions Reached:

• IT will be blamed for everything
• The meaning of life is pizza
• Members will pretend to care

Next Meeting: Thursday

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