Mandatory Unicorn Training

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to implement Mandatory Unicorn Training. This is not optional.

Today's training will cover:

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  1. Unicorn Sighting Protocols
  2. Unicorn Whispering Techniques
    3. prophets
  3. Unicorn-related Injury Prevention and Response

Training will be conducted by the infamous Unicorns' instructor, Babs the Unicorns' Whisperer.

Please arrive early to ensure a spot, as seating is limited. Don't be late! Unicorns have no patience for tardiness.

For any questions, concerns, or complaints, please contact The Mandatory Unicorn Training Committee.