CONFIDENTIAL COMMITTEE BILLS: Act 1 - Page 1

Bill 123: The Committee's Secret Meeting Minutes

In a shocking turn of events, the committee members were seen arguing over who ate the last donut in the break room.

The minutes, which are totally not fake, read:

  1. Member 1: "I did not eat the donut!"
  2. Member 2: "You're the only one I see with sprinkles on their shirt!"
  3. Chairperson: "We're on the clock, let's keep this meeting on track!"

The meeting was adjourned without resolution. A subcommittee was formed to investigate the donut heist.

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