Committee Decisions Are Not Decisions Are Not Decisions

Because, let's be real, they're just suggestions in disguise.

Meet our illustrious committee of experts:

• Committee Member 1: The Chairperson - The person who makes all the decisions, but never actually does.
• Committee Member 2: The Note-Taker - The one who writes down all the things we're not going to do.
• Committee Member 3: The Guy Who Eats All the Donuts - Our resident expert on all things pastry.
• Committee Member 4: The Person Who Always Says No - Because who needs progress, anyway?
• Committee Member 5: The One Who Just Shows Up for the Free Coffee - Our loyal (but not exactly enthusiastic) member.

Our committee meets regularly to make non-binding decisions. Because, let's be real, it's all just for show.