The Unseen Schemers are a secret society of highly skilled, yet utterly useless, committee members. They've been meeting in a dimly lit, windowless conference room deep beneath the city's surface for decades.
Little is known about their activities, but rumor has it they've been planning the perfect Jell-O salad recipe for years.
Want to learn more about their nefarious plans? Check out:
prophets_of_doom/their_secret_plans.html Their Secret PlansOr, if you're feeling brave, try:
the_underground_meeting_room/ prophets_of_doom/their_secret_plans.html The Underground Meeting Room