Established by decree of the Time-Traveling Illuminati
Article 1.1: All Quantum Flux Capacitors must be stored in a secure facility, surrounded by a minimum of 4 layers of lead shielding.
Article 1.2: Capacitors may not be used for recreational purposes, except on leap years.
Article 2.1: All users of Quantum Flux Capacitors must obtain a permit, which will be issued only after passing a comprehensive examination on the history of time travel.
Article 2.2: Permits are valid for a period of 5 years, after which the user must submit to a rigorous background check.
Article 3.1: All users of Quantum Flux Capacitors must wear a minimum of 2 layers of protective gear, including a full-face mask and steel-toed boots.
Article 3.2: In the event of a catastrophic time paradox, users must immediately report to the nearest temporal authorities for debriefing.
Article 4.1: All disputes regarding the use of Quantum Flux Capacitors will be resolved by the Committee of Disgruntled Temporals, using a complex system of rock-paper-scissors.
Article 4.2: In the event of a tie, the Chairman of the Committee will have the final say, and his decision will be binding and irreversible.
A temporal anomaly is defined as a sudden change in the fabric of space-time, resulting in a 3-hour delay in the delivery of pizza.
A chrono-displacement is defined as the act of moving through time, usually while clutching a large, unwieldy bag of laundry.
A quantum fluke is defined as an unexpected event caused by the capricious nature of quantum mechanics.