Appendix: Rules of Unfairness

Section 1: The Committee's Discretionary Powers

Article 1: The Right to Arbitrarily Disqualify Players

The Committee reserves the right to disqualify any player at any time, for any reason, or no reason at all. This includes but not limited to: excessive use of the word " Foosball," failure to wear the required "I'm with stupid" t-shirts, or simply because the Chairperson had a bad day.

Section 2: Mandatory Use of Jargon

Section 3: The Right to Change the Rules Mid-Game (Without Notice)

Article 3: The Right to Unilaterally Alter the Playing Surface

The Chairperson may at any time decide to change the layout of the foosball table, including but not limited to: removing all the balls, replacing the player stations with a pinata, or covering the table with a giant, inflatable, flamingo-shaped trampoline.

Section 4: The Right to Disregard Player Safety

Section 5: Miscellaneous Provisions

Article 5: The Right to Declare Victory by Default

In the event of a tie, the Chairperson shall declare the winner by default, unless they feel like declaring a winner by default. In such cases, the winner shall be chosen based on who has the best mustache.

End of Rules