1. The league is open to anyone who can fit in the foosball table and press the ball.
2. Players must wear matching team colors to each game, or risk being ridiculed by the other players.
3. The winner of each game gets 1 point. In the case of a tie, both players get 0.5 points.
4. The team with the most points at the end of the season gets a free year's supply of nachos.