Foosball Federation Rankings: 1. FooMcFadden (3,000,000 points)
Next Match: Match 8, "The Revenge of the Foosball Fiend"
Winner: FooMcFadden (3,000,000 points)
Opponent: BarrelBender (500,000 points)
Score: 3-1
Awarded Points: 1,250,000
FooMcFadden's mastery of the Foosball Federation's top-secret "F-Force" technique proved too much for BarrelBender to handle, as he racked up 3 wins in a row to take the match.
BarrelBender's best efforts to counter with his signature "B-Bomb" move were neutralized by FooMcFadden's unshakeable focus.
As FooMcFadden celebrated his victory, he quipped, "I'm not just a foosball player, I'm a foosball philosopher."
FooMcFadden: The reigning Foosball Federation champion, with a reputation for being unbeatable.
BarrelBender: A dark horse contender with a penchant for dramatic, over-the-top moves.