Penalty Case 1 Details

The committee has deemed this penalty to be EXTREME in nature due to the player's blatant disregard for the laws of physics and common sense.

The penalty for this egregious infraction is 5 points deducted from Player A's score and a mandatory attendance to "Physics 101" seminar, taught by Dr. Chen herself.

Other notable penalties include:

Please note that this response is a work of satire. In reality, the committee of experts is just a group of friends who like to have fun.