Committee of Foosball League Rules

Rule 1: The Ball is Sacred

Article 1, Section 2: The foosball ball shall be treated with the utmost respect and care. Any player found to have deliberately deflated the ball shall be subject to a penalty match against the wall.

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Rule 2: The Table is Sacred

Article 2, Section 1: The foosball table shall not be used as a makeshift desk, nor shall any player be allowed to eat off the table. Any player found guilty of such an offense shall be subject to a 10-point deduction from their overall score.

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