Known for his lightning-fast reflexes and questionable life choices.
Guaranteed to beat you 10 times out of 10, but only if he's had his coffee.
Prolific winner of the 1987 Foosball World Championships, still clinging to that glory.
Master of the art of bouncing the ball off the wall, much to everyone's dismay.
Unbeaten in 37 consecutive matches, and counting.