Welcome, Committee of One!

As the self-appointed Project Manager, I'm responsible for making all the big decisions around here. And by "responsible," I mean "completely in control, with no input from anyone else."

Current Projects:

• Project Zorgle - A top-secret initiative to develop a new, highly addictive social media platform.
• Project Blerp - A series of increasingly complex spreadsheets to optimize our coffee machine's coffee-to-bean ratio.

Meet the Team (of One):

• Myself, Project Manager
• The Coffee Machine
• The Bean Counter

Meet more committee members here!