We are seeking a quantum physicist to join our crack team of highly trained, highly caffeinated researchers!
Responsibilities include:
- Developing theories that will make our competitors question their life choices
- Creating experiments that will make our competitors question their sanity
- Collaborating with our team of experts in the field of quantum weirdness
Requirements:
- Bachelor's degree in Physics or related field (or equivalent experience in bending the laws of physics)
- Strong background in quantum mechanics, relativity, and other minimalist theories
- Ability to communicate complex ideas in a simple, yet confusing way
To apply, please submit your resume, cover letter, and a 5-page essay on "Why I'm the best candidate for this job"
Applications should be submitted to:
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