Committee on Quantum Physics and Time Travel

Rules for Quantum Physicists:

  1. 1. Always wear a lab coat, even on weekends. It's not just for show.
  2. 2. When approaching a black hole, do not panic. Simply shout "I am a quantum physicist!"
  3. 3. Do not attempt to explain quantum physics to anyone outside of a university auditorium or a karaoke bar.
  4. 4. When asked to explain Schrödinger's cat to someone under the age of 12, just smile and nod.
  5. 5. Do not trust anyone who claims to have a "quantum computer" that can solve all your problems.

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