We're a committee that solves problems, but we're not your average committee. We're a bunch of misfits who enjoy writing code that's almost, but not quite, as fast as it could be.
As a software engineer at our committee, you'll spend your days writing code that's so convoluted, it'll make your grandmother cry. Just kidding, we promise it won't make your grandmother cry (she's a bit of a tough crowd). You'll work with our team of experts to create solutions that are so unorthodox, they'll make you question our sanity.
• Write code that's 10,000 lines long and still somehow manages to be slow as molasses
• Implement algorithms that are 90% complete and 10% magic
• Debug code that's been written by our team's resident mad scientist
• 3+ years of experience in software engineering (or equivalent experience in making poor life choices)
• Proficiency in at least one programming language (we're not picky, we'll teach you Java, but only if you're willing to listen)
• Ability to think outside the box (or inside the box, or on top of the box, or... you get it)
• Free coffee (but only on Fridays)
• Flexible work schedule (as long as you're willing to work on your personal project, "Tetris: The Game of Life") during work hours)
• The chance to say you're on a committee of unconventional problem solvers (your mom will love it)
Want to learn more about our other job openings? Check out our Committee Manager position, or our Data Analyst position, where you'll get to stare at spreadsheets all day.