Attendance Sheet for the Utterly Incompetent Committee
Today's Meeting: 2023-02-20 (aka "That One Day That Never Ended")
Present:
Absent:
- Mike "The Guy Who Always Has A Good Excuse" Davis (More on Mike)
Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: "The Never-Ending Discussion About Nothing"
- Item 2: "The Unnecessary Purchase of New Pens"
- Item 3: "The Inevitable Coffee Break"
Next Meeting: Next Meeting
Disclaimer: Attendance is mandatory. Not attending will result in the committee's collective wrath.