Attendance Sheet for the Utterly Incompetent Committee

Today's Meeting: 2023-02-20 (aka "That One Day That Never Ended")

Present:

• John "The Chair" Doe (More on John)
• Jane "The Secretary" Smith (More on Jane)
• Bob "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch" Johnson (More on Bob)

Absent:

• Mike "The Guy Who Always Has A Good Excuse" Davis (More on Mike)

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: "The Never-Ending Discussion About Nothing"
• Item 2: "The Unnecessary Purchase of New Pens"
• Item 3: "The Inevitable Coffee Break"

Next Meeting: Next Meeting

Disclaimer: Attendance is mandatory. Not attending will result in the committee's collective wrath.