Meeting 2: Attendance is Compulsory, but Not Optional

Today's agenda is as follows:

Action Item 1: The Important One

Discussion of the meaning of life and the importance of attending meetings.

Action Item 2: The Less Important One

Talk about the weather. Is it sunny? Is it rainy?

Action Item 3: The One Where You Have to Pretend to Care

Discussion of the budget and why we can't afford to buy more donuts.

Action Item 4: The One Where Everyone is a No-Show

We're not going to discuss this one, because no one is going to show up.