Action Item 9: The Sock Drawer of Despair
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the sock drawer in the break room has been declared a biohazard. We must act swiftly to contain the situation.
Proposed Solution:
- Deploy hazmat suits to contain the sock drawer
- Establish a perimeter around the area to prevent further contamination
- Call in a team of highly trained sock wranglers to sort and purge the contents
Action Item 9.1: Sock Drawer Protocol
New Sock Drawer Protocol:
We will establish a new protocol for dealing with rogue sock drawers, including:
- Regularly scheduled sock drawer sweeps
- Implementation of the Sock Drawer Registry to track drawer contents and movement
- Designation of Sock Drawer Wardens to oversee and enforce the new protocol