Committee Meeting Agenda Item 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts" - Meeting 2

Meeting Details:

Meeting Date: March 30, 2023
Meeting Time: 9:00 AM
Meeting Location: The Darkened Room, Basement 3, Building A
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the disappearance of the office donuts and possible solutions to prevent future incidents.

Action Items:

Investigate possible donut thieves using forensic accounting techniques
Implement a donut tracking system to monitor donut inventory levels
Establish a reward system for donut reporting and whistleblowing

Notes from Previous Discussion:

It appears that someone, or someones, has been stealing the office donuts. Theories range from "it's the janitor" to "it's the intern's cat".

New Discussion:

After further investigation, it seems that the donuts were indeed stolen, but not by a person. A rogue vending machine in the break room has been secretly dispensing them to the break room's ventilation system.

Action Items:

Replace the vending machine with a newer model that doesn't have a "steal all donuts" setting
Seal the break room's ventilation system to prevent future donut thefts
Establish a donut budget to purchase new, non-stealable donuts