Committee Meeting 2

Attendance: 1.5/10 (a new low)

Meeting 1: A Record Low Attendance Meeting 3: A New Record is Set (Maybe)

Attendee 1: John Doe (Present)
Attendee 2: You (Late)
Attendee 3: Jane Doe (Absent)
Attendee 4: Bob Smith (Resigned)
Attendee 5: Jim Brown (On sick leave)
Attendee 6: Sam Johnson (In attendance, but not paying attention)
Attendee 7: Emily Wilson (On a different continent)
Attendee 8: Mike Davis (In the break room)
Attendee 9: Emily Davis (In the parking lot)
Attendee 10: David Lee (Not even on the planet)

Today's meeting was a thrilling 30 minutes of small talk and awkward silences. The agenda was a surprise to everyone, except for John Doe, who was the only one who showed up prepared.