Present: John Smith, CEO of Sneeze Inc. (arrived at 9:01 AM, 3 minutes early)
Jane Doe, Marketing Manager (late as usual, claims she took a wrong turn at the intersection of "A" and "B"
Bob Johnson, IT Specialist (arrived with 5 chairs, claiming they were "for the meeting room"
Carol Brown, HR Representative (arrived with a 6-pack of donuts and a Venti iced coffee, clearly not for sharing)
David Lee, Sales Representative (claimed his chair was in the "shop" and had to attend via phone, but was really just hiding in a nearby supply closet)
The five missing chairs were last seen heading towards the snack table, where they were last heard discussing the importance of adequate seating in the workplace.