Quota Policy FAQ

Q: What is the quota policy for our committee meetings?

A: We have a strict 5/4 policy. You can attend 5 meetings, but only 4 of them are free. The fifth meeting costs 10% of your soul.

Important Notes

Don't try to sneak in a sixth meeting. We have security cameras and a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated meeting monitors.

If you're caught trying to attend a sixth meeting, you'll be subject to a mandatory meeting with the CEO, during which you'll be forced to watch an 8-hour video on the importance of meeting attendance.

Subpages:

Meeting Monitors: The Unsung Heroes of Quota Enforcement

Monitors in Disguise: The Stealthy Ones