Attendance: Who Isn't There?
Welcome to the Attendance Committee Meeting, where we discuss the art of not being there. Or, you know, not really being there at all.
As of today, the following members aren't attending:
- John Doe - On vacation in Hawaii, but not really.
- Jane Doe - Stuck in a meeting that's more important than this one.
- Bob Smith - Can't attend due to a sudden case of "commitment-induced anxiety syndrome".
We're trying to reach out to them, but they're not exactly responding. Maybe you can help us locate them?
Maybe you're on the list instead?