Ellen The Egg Ninja: Committee Meeting Agendas

Phase 3: Infiltrate and Subjugate Key Government Institutions

Objective: Establish an Egg Ninja Overlord Council to govern the land with an iron fist... or a soft-boiled egg.

Item 1: Infiltrate the Ministry of Defense by posing as a harmless accounting clerk.
Item 2: Establish a network of underground egg-laboratories to develop an army of ninja-eggs.
Item 3: Deploy egg-bombers to disable the world's supply of mayonnaise, crippling the global economy.

Declassified: Meeting Minutes - John The Badger's Burrowed Secrets

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Committee Meeting Agendas - Phase 3