Top Secret Meeting Minutes
Item 1.1: Infiltrate major egg-based organizations
Item 1.2: Create an army of robotic egg minions
Item 1.3: Develop an egg-based economy
Item 2.1: Utilize social media for egg-based propaganda
Item 2.2: Partner with egg-themed influencers
Item 2.3: Create egg-shaped merchandise
Ellen the Egg Ninja will present a stealthy update on our egg-cellent plans.
Steve the Egg Consultant will provide expert advice on egg-stimating our egg-ecomy.
Egg Ninja Squad is ready for deployment.
Next meeting: Albert the Egg Scientist's lab.
Remember: Ellen the Egg Ninja will be watching you...