Committee Meeting Agenda - Item 3: John, the Snake in a Suit

Meeting Minutes:

1. John, the Snake in a Suit, arrived late due to a 4-hour traffic jam caused by a herd of wild turkeys.
2. He wore his suit and tie, but forgot his tie at home, causing him to look like a failed business proposal.
3. He demanded a meeting with the coffee machine to discuss its recent malfunctioning of the coffee dispenser, citing "synergy" and "disruption of the workflow."

Action Items:

1. Order more coffee for John, the Snake in a Suit, to ensure his attendance and participation in future meetings.
2. Install a " Snake-Friendly" coffee machine that can accommodate John's peculiarities.

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