Our Leader

Meet our fearless leader, Boris McSnively, who has been leading us into a sea of confusion and chaos since 2001.

Boris's accomplishments include:

• Creating a to-do list that never gets done
• Making sure the coffee machine is always out of order
• Forgetting what the meeting is about halfway through

Boris is a man of great wisdom, or at least that's what he tells us.

You can find Boris's minutes from previous meetings, if you're into that sort of thing.

See our most pressing decisions, if you dare.