Section 2: No Whining About the Coffee Machine
By order of the Committee Chair, all grievances about the coffee machine shall be filed in triplicate on the designated Complaint Form, located in the break room.
Failure to do so shall result in a 5-minute warning, followed by a sternly-worded email, and finally, the wrath of Karen from IT.
See also: Section 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Post-Its
Violations shall be reported to the Committee of Concerned Parties.
Updated: 2022-02-27 14:30:00
This document was last reviewed by: Bob, the Secretary