MEMORANDUM
TO: The Committee of the Inevitable
FROM: The Committee of the Inevitable
DATE: Today-ish
DECISIONS:
- Item 1: The committee has decided to have more meetings.
- Item 2: The meeting schedule will be adjusted to accommodate more meetings.
- Item 3: Snack time will be moved to the end of the meeting.
RECOMMENDATION:
The committee recommends that all meetings be held in a dimly lit, windowless conference room with a single, flickering fluorescent light.
CORRECTIONS:
Please note that the committee's decision to have more meetings has been challenged by the union, who claim that the increased meeting schedule infringes on their right to adequate coffee breaks.
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