Actual Decisions | Committee Meeting Agendas

Decision 3: The Sock Puppet Incident

After heated discussions and a series of dramatic monologues delivered by Chairperson, the committee voted unanimously to:

Approve the use of sock puppets in all future meetings, citing "it brings a touch of whimsy to our proceedings" as reason for the decision.

Allocate an additional 10 minutes for snack breaks, citing "a hungry committee member is a grumpy committee member" as reason for the decision.