Presented by: Chairperson McChairface
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Bob's Lawyer
Objective: To make a decision that doesn't suck as much as Decision 1
Points to Consider:
- A) We should do it because we can.
- B) We shouldn't do it because we'll probably mess it up.
- C) We should do it because it'll make us look busy.
- D) We can't do it because we're all too tired.
Decision:
After much debate, we've decided to go with... C) We should do it because it'll make us look busy.
Reasoning: Because, let's be real, who needs to do actual work when you can look busy?
Action Items:
- John will pretend to be busy for the next 3 days.
- Jane will actually start work on it, but only after her nap.
- Bob will... uh, just go with option C.