The Committee on Sustenance and Leisure (CoSL) has called an emergency meeting to discuss the impending crisis of Donut-to-Bacon ratio. It's been reported that the ratio of Donut-to-Bacon consumption has reached a staggering 1:1.5. This is unacceptable. The meeting will be held in the conference room, but please note that there will be no actual donuts or bacon served.
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Resolution:
1. Immediately establish an emergency task force to investigate the Donut-Bacon ratio.
2. Implement measures to ensure that all meetings start on time, without excessive snacking.
3. Develop a comprehensive plan to retrain committee members on the proper ratio of Donut-to-Non-Donut consumables.