Agenda Item 1: "To boldly go where no one has gone before: a taste test of the perfect coffee-to-donut ratio"
Agenda Item 2: "The Great Donut Heist: a discussion on whether donuts can be used as a form of currency"
Agenda Item 3: Quantifying the Donut Factor
• Coffee Snob: "I demand a 16:1 coffee-to-donut ratio at all times"
• Donut Enthusiast: "We should be discussing the structural integrity of donut holes, not ratios"
• Coffee Connoisseur: "Have you tried using a French Roast with a donut?"
Next meeting: "The Great Cake vs Pastry showdown" (Location: The Coffee Shop, 3rd floor, 2:00 PM)