Resolution 1: The Great Donut Debate
Proposed by Sprinkles Advocates, this resolution seeks to increase the donut-to-meeting-ratio in our committee meetings to at least 1:1.5, ensuring that every meeting begins with a donut in every hand.
Discussion:
- Arguments in favor:
- Donuts are the key to productivity and focus.
- Increased donut consumption will boost morale and reduce eye-rolling.
- Arguments against:
- We can't afford all those donuts.
- It's not fair to those who don't have a sweet tooth.