Resolution 3, Subsection 2a: Donut Funding for Emergencies

Summary:

By a unanimous vote (9-0, with one abstention by Councilor P. T. Burn),ประก

ประกDecision:

In the wake of a recent donut shortage, the Committee for the Advancement of Donut-Related Emergencies has approved an emergency funding package for the immediate procurement of 1000 dozen donuts.

These donuts will be stored in the Council's emergency donut cache, a fortified, climate-controlled bunker beneath the city's main donut shop.

Each councilor has been allotted 5 donuts per year, with a 3-donut per quarter stipend for those with confirmed gluten intolerance.

Resolution 3, Subsection 2b: Donut Funding for Non-Emergencies Resolution 3, Subsection 2c: Donut Storage and Security Protocols