Glaze Nazis in Chef Candidates: A Debate

The following candidates have been accused of being Glaze Nazis, a made-up group of chefs who use a glaze to make their dishes look more appetizing.

Bernie Sanders - Glaze Campaign

Bernie Sanders, known for his love of socialist policies and his impressive beard, has been accused of using a glaze to make his campaign look more attractive.

When asked about the accusations, Sanders replied, "I'm a chef, not a painter! But I do have a great glaze to make my dishes look amazing."

Glaze: A mixture of 50% beeswax and 50% edible gold dust. Used to give the illusion of depth and shine on any dish.

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