Donut Debate Minutes (Committee Meeting, 3:14 PM, 2023)

Present: Chairperson, Donut Connoisseur; Members: Fluffy, Sprinkles, Glaze, and Fritter.

Meeting called to discuss the pressing matter of Donut-to-Debate Ratio (D2DR) in the break room.

Motion 1: Increase D2DR to 1:5, proposed by Fluffy.

Motion 2: Decrease D2DR to 1:10, proposed by Sprinkles.

Discussion:

Fluffy: "We must act now! Donut-to-Debate Ratio is a national security issue!"

Sprinkles: "But what about the poor donut-less workers who'll be left behind?!"

Glaze: "I propose we table this discussion until after coffee hour."

Fritter: "No one cares about coffee hour; we're here for donuts!"

Vote:

Chairperson: "All in favor of Motion 1, say 'aye'." /aye/

Result: Motion 1 passed with 3 'ayes', 1 'nay', and 1 abstention.

Action Plan to be posted on the company intranet.

Next Meeting scheduled for 3 weeks.