As we all know, the world is a complex and ever-changing place, full of conflicting opinions and unsavory tastes. But fear not, dear citizens, for we have convened this esteemed committee to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: standardizing taste buds.
We will not be deterred by the whims of individual taste preferences or the whimsical nature of donut toppings. We will forge ahead, undaunted and unwavering in our pursuit of unity and uniformity in all matters of taste.
Below are the key points up for discussion:
And don't forget to check out our committee reports for more on this and other pressing issues in the world of taste.