Item 1: The Definition of a 'Good' Donut
Discussion Leader: Dr. Sugar
Is a donut with a hole in the middle still a donut?
Comments:
- Dr. Spice: "It's like the circle of life, but with sugar and fat"
- Dr. Sprinkles: "But what about the sprinkles? Can't we just add more sprinkles?!"
- Dr. Fancy: "We're not just debating donuts, we're debating the fabric of reality itself"
Item 2: Standardizing Donut Sizes
Discussion Leader: Dr. Fancy
Should we standardize donut sizes to 3.14 inches?
Comments:
- Dr. Spice: "Why not 3.14159? We can't just leave it to chance, can we?"
- Dr. Sugar: "Actually, let's standardize it to 3.14, but with a 1% margin of error"
- Dr. Sprinkles: "I vote for 2π, it's more poetic"
Subtopic 3: The Glaze Conundrum